WARNING: This section is REALLY EFFING SOPHOMORIC AND CRUDE

Don't complain to me because there's dirty words in here. It's funny. So laugh, bitch ... laugh.

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click to launch the Insult Remote

The idea of this is simple: Take three words. The first word is an adjective. The second word is a euphemism for a body part. The third, a profession or state of being.

EXAMPLE: "Slightly Aroused," "Armpit," and "Officer."

Put the three words together, and it makes a sort of funny / bizarre insult that you can use for almost any occasion! I mean -- how insulting is it to call your enemy a "SLIGHTLY AROUSED ARMPIT OFFICER?"

The insults are completely random. In the Original Mode, there are over 250 words total, so the chances of getting the same insult twice will be HIGHLY unlikely (about 1 in 571,000)! HOURS OF INSULTING FUN! And if that wasn't enough, each insult also comes with its own "example of use," so you can take one for the road!

The User Mode is ENTIRELY USER SUBMITTED, so you can add your own words! I will soon add the ability to add your own examples of use, as well -- but for now, you can only add words.

I made the Original Mode Insult Generator in December 2005, in about 1 hour, while VERY DRUNK. I didn't over-analyze anything about it. It's funny because it's pure. I think I LOLed for about three hours straight, though. Maybe this is just funny to me. I dunno. Enjoy it, though

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